Total Medals Earned: 331 (From 98 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,460 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/40 points)
Start the game
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Medals Earned: 11/18 (170/385 points)
Disco inferno
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)
Experience rebirth the first time.
Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Kill a living creature with your weapon
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Awaken her guardians
Defeat Uzaza
Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/110 points)
First time explode the zombie
Win 14 level
Win 27 level
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.